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God’s Not Dead (2014) part 1


Holy Hell. Pull up a wicker stool and have a listen as Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison discuss this weird turd, God’s Not Dead. This is part one of two, which may make you think we have a lot to say about this movie.

I’m beginning to think this episode may make a few people mad, what with our blatant disregard for anyone’s feelings and casually talking about 9-11-ing people. We’ll just chalk it up to the numerous things we say every episode, for which we’ll be reprimanded in hell.

Keep the faith


send me video

Hey all.

I occasionally make short films and play around with whatever toys are available to me. I’m no Orson Welles but I like to keep myself occupied. Recently I had the brilliant idea to enlist willing parties into my attempt to stave off boredom. I figure I have this network of people I’m connected with socially, a social network, if you will. I put the call out on Facebox and Twizzler and I received some cool entries. As I write this I’ve only had a dozen or so entries though and I need a lot more in order to fill the time I want to fill. It takes a lot of footage just to edit into a short thing to throw up on scrootoob. I figure most of us are carrying around cameras all day. It probably won’t be too much of a hassle to shoot something and send it to me, right? Sorry if that’s presumptuous but who knows, maybe it’ll be fun.

This is just for fun. Just an experiment, like every other damned thing I do. I have no idea what the finished product will look like and that’s why I’m excited about it. I imagine it’ll just be a short experimental mishmash but we’ll see, I guess.

Here are the rules

1. The video has to be shot by you or you have to appear in it. You have to own the rights, dig?

B. You have to be cool with whatever I decide to do with it.

That’s it. I mean, I might have some problems with certain file formats or something but I can’t imagine what those problems might be so whatever, do your worst. If I can’t figure out how to convert a file, I won’t use the god damned thing. Easy peezy.

send whatever video you have to Elijahbrubaker@gmail.com

around 30 seconds is great. it keeps the file size low but allows me enough room to edit. I imagine most of the people submitting to this will be people I know but just in case, make sure to include your name if you want to be included in the credits.

Thanks everyone. You’re the greatest people in the world and I love you.


bonus episode!



Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison begin discussing some technical difficulties and follow that thread to it’s logical conclusion. I don’t want to give anything away but there’s a jag about Cormac McCarthy and Toni Morrison and why Night Of the Creeps isn’t that good.

Bonus episode!

beetlejooseA bonus episode where Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison get into some heavy topics like shitting in caves and some listener questions.

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Parasite (1982)

It’s not in 3d as it was originally intended but I had a chance to see this in 3d, in a theater, and you’re not really missing much. This is a Charles Band retardo movie about Demi Moore and a dude with a monster in his guts. It’s set in the future or something and it’s got Cherie Currie in it.

Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker discuss the modern classic Frankenstein’s Army. The fellas also discuss torture dungeons, Casey Kasem, H. R. Giger, suicide, Courtney Love, Nick Broomfield, Divorce Court, presidential underpants and the movies Hitchcock (2012) and Room 237 (2012) also, some other junk.CreatureCommandos06

Bonus Episode!


Schedules have been weird this week so we’re throwing up a quick bonus episode where Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker talk about dayjobs, video games and space opera. There are also a few things that might help set up some jokes in Thursdays episode when we’ll be discussing a recent movie (recent = less than 10 years old)

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X-Files episode “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space.”

Any fan of the X-Files knows this episode. It’s the “Rashoman” episode with Charles Nelson Reilly as the titular Jose Chung. How could we not choose this episode? Elijah “The Great Mutato” Brubaker and Robin “Marita Covarrubias” Morrison do their damnedest to shepherd you through the mad world of alien abduction and subjective reality by way of the men in black and lord Kimbote.



GOR (1987)



Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison talk for way too long about the movie GOR. I mean, if you’ve seen this movie, you’ll wonder why we have so much to say.

Bonus Episode!

abdul, paula03Another bonus episode with Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison saying crazy shit. A word of warning, this thing starts out pretty heavy with a brief discussion of the very-hard-to-watch rape scene in the movie Irreversible. If that’s the sort of thing you’re sensitive about then maybe you should skip this one.

The rest of the episode is our typical nonsense. We talk about the way movies today are all dumb and no one has any good ideas anymore. We talk a little about music, Vampires, marsupial werewolves and we get to hear Robin sing a little. There’s also a glimpse into how the sausage is made, we even mention our infamous unaired CHUD episode.

Thanks for listening.

Bonus episode!

It’s thursday and that means Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker are here to talk about all kinds of horrible, hateful crap. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, bad impressions, the Lego movie, The Heat, Pacific Rim, Ron Perlman, comics book conventions, celebrity poetry, celebrity sex tapes… We create our own version of the Expendables, called The Dependables,  we also make fun of Tom Sizemore… a lot. Apologies to Jeremy Renner