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dumb

blork

tongue

leave me a voicemail

Hey you. Out of sheer boredom I’m offering you the chance to steer how my podcasting endeavor is going to go. I think I’ll be posting new shit every week. nothing special, only mildly entertaining, short and sweet until I figure out what I’m doing and why I’m doing it. Anyway, if you have something funny, stupid, terrible, filthy etc. to say, please call this numberĀ (503) 345-9640 and leave a message. It’s a google voice number, not tied to my real phone and I wont call you back or sell your phone number or anything. This is just for fun, stop being such a god damned paranoid shithead and have a good time for once in your fuckin’ life. Jesus, some people.

more memories

dear god, there’s more of this stuff.

memories

some old man regales us with memories about his old band or something. I’m not entirely sure what it’s all about but here it is, free to the public. lap it up suckahs.

a little about me

Elijah Brubaker (author or Don’t Be A Jerk) gives a little insight into his extraordinary life. Enjoy!

hard boiled

like an egg on an arizona sidewalk

happy new year

a punch in the gut

hard boiled hellion Elijah Brubaker returns with a balls-out reinvention of his award winning* podcast

 

*no awards were won for anything, especially the podcast.