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Sex And The City, ep 12: Come All Ye Faithful

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison wrap up their discussion of Sex And The City. What a show.

Sex And The City, ep 11: The Drought

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What will the girls do when no one will have sex with them? They’ll turn into crazy maniacs, of course. Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison continue their ill advised examination of the worst TV ever made. Both Robin and Elijah are a couple of Charlottes living in a Miranda world, if you know what I mean.

Sex And The City, ep 10: The Baby Shower

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are back to tackle all the tough topics about baby showers and being a terrible friend, they also talk about other fun things. Seriously though, the Star Trek discussion went on for another fifteen minutes, we had to cut it short because no one needs to hear that much talk about pooping in space.

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Sex And The City, Ep 9: The Tortoise And The Hare

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In this episode of Sex And The City, Charlotte breaks her vagina, Carrie tries to marry a gay dude, Samantha tries to impose her yuppie lifestyle onto a poor unsuspecting guy who likes mushrooms, Miranda is also there. Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker witness this whole mess and try to make sense of a senseless world. It’s the home stretch. There’s a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sex And The City, ep 8: Three’s A Crowd

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker are two thirds of the way through their examination of Sex And The City, season one. In the episode Charlotte is asked to do a three-way which froths the girls all up into a lather. It’s pretty stupid but it could be worse.
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Sex And The City, Ep 7: The Monogamists

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There’s more Sex And The City as those lovable psychopaths tackle monogamy. Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are then, forced to talk about it all. This isn’t going to kill us. We will get through this and be better people for it.

We must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

We will face our fear.
we will permit it to pass over us and through us.

And when it has gone past we will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Only we will remain.

Sex And The City, ep 6: Secret Sex

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are halfway through their discussion of Sex And The City. This episode has some moments, Some things happen, Carrie has a friend that’s dating an ugly girl, Miranda kicks a dude in the face, steals his porno then judges him for it. The other two are also kind of in this episode. Who knows, man… who knows?

Sex And The City, Episode 5: The Power Of Female Sex

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker continue their excruciating slog through the mire of Sex And The City. It’s more of the same. People have sex with one another while living in a city. Carrie meets a dude named Gilles. Miranda is shitty to her boyfriend. I dunno, I think what’s-her-face… Samantha, says some stuff about blowjobs or something. There are Vagina (vulva) paintings. It’s all pretty dumb.

Sex And The City, episode 4: Valley Of The Twenty Something Guys

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Another week of Season One, another week of reviewing Sex And The City. It wasn’t so bad this time. Carrie and Samantha hook up with some young hotties, Charlotte considers becoming the up-the-butt girl and Miranda… I don’t know, complains about something stupid, I guess. It’s a jam packed episode.

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Sex And The City, Episode 3: Bay Of Married Pigs.

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What. The. Hell. Are. We. Doing? Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison continue their ill advised dissection of Sex And The City. This time around Carrie has a peak at the confounding world of married people and wonders how it can all be twisted for her own narcissistic ends as she asks the ultimate life question, “What about me?”

Sex And The City, episode 2: Models And Mortals

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison navigate the world of “Modelizers” as they discuss the second episode of Sex And The City.

Sex And The City, Episode 1: Sex And The City

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In what might be the best idea they’ve ever had, Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are watching the entire first season of Sex And The City. Two dumb mooks talking about cosmopolitan cartoon women? What could go wrong?

If you’ve ever heard the show, this episode is exactly what you’d expect. We, at Season One, would like to apologize in advance for everything that will be said in the following months. May god have mercy on your soul.

 

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Season One: Pilot Episode

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It’s a bold new direction for the Movie Show as we pack our bags and head into TV land… The show will be changing its name next week and trying out some format tweaks. The feeds will stay the same, Elijah and Robin are still on board and they still love to talk about jizz and stuff so it’s not really going to be THAT different.

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The Faculty (1998)

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison take a deep dive into the nineties high school body snatcher movie, The Faculty. You guys remember Usher, right?

 
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Super Mario Brothers (1993)

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison discuss the indisputably bad Super Mario Brothers movie. It’s a freewheelin’ review without much fanfare. This episode might be a perfect pairing with our Howard The Duck episode, as there’s cheez-ball effects, dudes in rubber suits, Robin and Elijah only briefly touching on the source material and also complaints about how evolution doesn’t work that way.
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Devil’s Advocate (1997) part three

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker finish up their excruciatingly long review of The Devil’s Advocate. We’re just happy it’s over.
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Devil’s Advocate (1997) part two

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It’s unbe-goddamned-leivable how much Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker had to say about the Devil’s Advocate. This is part two of three and there was a lot cut out… including an entire thirty minutes of the guys talking about how ugly someone was. The three part episode is unprecedented in the annals of Movie Show history, unless you count Transformers but that movie was seventy hours long.

Devil’s Advocate (1997) part one

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker dive deep into devil-as-a-lawyer movie and they manage to avoid making any lawyer jokes. This is part one of an exhaustive review of a film that could be summed up in a sentence. Is your faith strong enough to listen to the whole thing?

Starring: Albert Pachinko, Johnny Utah and Charles Z Theron
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Flatliners (1990) part two

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I know you were worried there for a minute but Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison have returned to spread the word of the afterlife… uh, to spread the word of Flatliners. Part two of this examination gives you everything you need to know about Billy Mahoney, afterlife exploration and crampons.

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Flatliners (1990) Part one

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison review the sci-fi, horror, metaphysical, nutso-kablooey movie, Flatliners. This is part one of two (sorry)

Star Trek Voyager: Scientific Method

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker continue their discussion about Star Trek. This week the guys take a look at one of the more compelling episodes of Voyager. Don’t worry, there are plenty of tangents about balls and stuff. That’s the Movie Show guarantee.

Freejack (1992)

So, the Movie Show finally did Freejack, the cyberpunk, time-travel, soul rape classic of the 90’s. Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker get blasted into a future where Buster Poindexter is still a thing and Mick Jagger is out to get ya. If you want to see a chase scene between a cherry red tank and a champagne truck, this is the movie for you.freejack

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Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

lethalweapon4Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison close out their examination of all things lethal weapon by taking a gander at the final installment (so far) of the franchise. The fellas talk about whether Leo Goetz really deserves what he… gets. They discuss their mutual fondness of Jet Li and ass-beatings. They briefly mention that Chris Rock is in this thing, and Elijah explains to the listeners where babies come from.
It’s a nonstop rollercoaster of excitement. This episode of the Movie Show grabs you by your throat and crushes your trachea with laughs. This show shoots the valve on the napalm tank of depression and sends it flying into a gasoline tanker full of love… and gasoline.

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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison tackle the third Lethal Weapon movie. This one is even more ramshackle and about-nothing than the previous two films, however, Riggs finally gets to stick his dick into something that doesn’t die.

There’s kicking and explosions, if you’re looking for more than that, you’re an idiot.

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Anaconda (1997)

anaconda-1997-movie-review-jon-voight-serone-leeringRobin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker take a trip up the ol’ Amazon to investigate the much-rumored Anaconda. Things really start to heat up with the introduction of Jennifer Lopez, John Voight and Ice Cube… that guy is still calling himself Ice Cube. It’s 2015, he still calls himself Ice Cube and we all pretend that isn’t silly.

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Judgment Night (1993)

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we did it, guys, we finally made a Movie Show episode that clocks in under an hour. We were helped in this endeavor by some serious technical difficulties and the movie itself isn’t exactly something to write your mother about.

Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison Examine the bland 90’s crime-chase movie, Judgment Night. It’s about a night where these guys get judged… I guess.

Elijah’s impersonation of Cuba Gooding Jr. is spot on.
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Point Break (1991)

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Get ready to have your point broken. It’s summer so Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are celebrating the right way, by sitting indoors and watching movies about people surfing.

 

Wild Wild West (1999)

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker take a trip back into the crazy crazy days of cowboy stuff. You remember that time you went to burning man and you did a bunch of molly and didn’t drink enough water and you got all groovy and realized that we’re part of the brotherhood of man? Remember when you woke up in a strange tent and you couldn’t find your leather corset and you dug a watch gear out of your left butt cheek? Well congratulations dumb ass, we found your favorite movie! Based on the classic 1960’s TV show that was beloved by many nerds, Barry Sonnenfeld’s unfunny mess of a movie is equally hated by just as many nerds. Screen Shot 2015-04-13 at 9.17.35 PM

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Dark City (1998) part 2

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Part two of the exhaustive breakdown of Dark City. Elijah “Mr. Sleep” Brubaker and Robin “Mr. Book” Morrison talk for a long time about Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows, they also talk about a few other things but who are we kidding? This movies should have just been called, Eyebrows: The Movie. Then Riff Raff gets a knife and things go to hell. This podcast is brought to you in Sensurround, as originally experienced in the 1974 film, Earthquake!

 

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Dark City (1998) part 1

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Climb into the way-back contraption with your hosts Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison. Get ready to visit a time when Stylish black leather ran amok and aesthetic choices were influenced heavily by the cutting edge stylings of Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson. Everything was moody, murky, deep and devilish. Everyone from old men to little girls were dressing like cenobites and the only way to escape was to get on the express train and head to Shell Beach.

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