It’s not in 3d as it was originally intended but I had a chance to see this in 3d, in a theater, and you’re not really missing much. This is a Charles Band retardo movie about Demi Moore and a dude with a monster in his guts. It’s set in the future or something and it’s got Cherie Currie in it.
Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison review Virtuosity, starring Traci Lords, a guy with a metal arm and another guy made out of blue goo. IMDB says this is the best movie ever made. At least, I think that was IMDB, it might have been the homeless dude that chills out by the dumpster at my work.
The promise of the nineties was that by the end of the millennium we’d have cool stuff like nanobots and everyone would be cranked out on psychedelics, wearing leather pants and fighting terminators. Almost all of that has come true except I am now way too old to properly fit into leather pants.
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You may have noticed I started putting up panels from my Hubert comic. If you’re one of the few people that have really followed what I’ve been doing comics-wise, you may notice this as a reworking of a thing I started a million years ago. I think this story is better than the one I was serializing in old issues of my minicomic, Blue Moon but it remains to be seen if anyone will enjoy it. I’ll be throwing panels up on a semi-regular basis. I’m planning on twice a week.
If you just can’t get enough of my comics, please feel free to move on over to Studygroup and take a gander at my comic Jezebel. It’s a humor comic about the old testament. Woo!
Holy shit, Batman! Robin (Batman) Morrison and Elijah (Robin) Brubaker have a lot to say about the 1997 Joel Schumacher smash hit Batman And Robin… Okay, “smash hit” may be overstating things a little. In fact, this movie is one of the most maligned and hated things on earth. Everyone who experiences it seems to hate it, much like crotch rot or pound cake.
This movie stars Cloon-dog, some Austrian guy, a space-vampire and a couple of bimbos. I think it’s mostly about Alfred dying or something but it might also be about like, seven million other sub-plots. Maybe it’s about Coolio livin’ in a gangsters paradise.
It’s really not as bad as everyone says but please do not take that as an endorsement.