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The Hitcher (1986)

hitchertitleCatch a ride with Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker as we dissect the classic Rutger Hauer spree-killing smorgasbord, the Hitcher. We stay remarkably on-point this episode and talk about things like smoking and murder. It’s fun for the whole family, as long as your family likes blood and mayhem. WOO!



Reign Of Fire (2002)

Before Matthew McConaughey was a True Detective and before Christian Bale was in one of the Terminator movies… y’know Terminator Salvation… He was in that… Anyway, before those dudes did that stuff, they battled dragons with a tank. Elijah Brubaker and Robin morrison watch and discuss the testosterone sandwich, Reign Of Fire.


The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (2005)



How do a couple of totally macho, roided-out, old men, meathead, jocks like Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison handle discussing a movie made for teenaged girls? Well, about like you’d expect. This episode is excruciatingly long already so we had to cut some choice comments about menstruation. However, I don’t think there were any comments about how we wanted to bang any of the cast members, I know, I’m as surprised as you are.

Bonus episode!


Another peculiar bonus episode where Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker say some horrible things and hope you are entertained by it. I don’t really want to get into it but if this is your first time listening to the show then whoa… you are in for a treat.

GOR (1987)



Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison talk for way too long about the movie GOR. I mean, if you’ve seen this movie, you’ll wonder why we have so much to say.

Bonus Episode!

abdul, paula03Another bonus episode with Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison saying crazy shit. A word of warning, this thing starts out pretty heavy with a brief discussion of the very-hard-to-watch rape scene in the movie Irreversible. If that’s the sort of thing you’re sensitive about then maybe you should skip this one.

The rest of the episode is our typical nonsense. We talk about the way movies today are all dumb and no one has any good ideas anymore. We talk a little about music, Vampires, marsupial werewolves and we get to hear Robin sing a little. There’s also a glimpse into how the sausage is made, we even mention our infamous unaired CHUD episode.

Thanks for listening.

Reindeer Games (2000)

If you’re a fan of big, sloppy, full-on, open mouthed, fish-face kissing then happy freaking holidays. Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker go into too much detail about the uh… worst movie ever, Reindeer Games. Robin has some lofty words for this John Frankeheimer holiday heist movie and Elijah has some pithy bon mots that sort of make him sound like dick, also his Danny Trejo impression isn’t helping matters. Take a shot every time the fellas say “Ashton Kutcher.”

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bonus episode!

seriously, every week we put out two episodes, the “real” episode and one of these fucking things where we just kinda riff on stuff and talk about how awesome we are and laugh at our own jokes. It’s pretty cool. This episode, we talk about dope, celebrity crushes and time travel. subscribe in itunes if you’re reading this somewhere other than itunes. Rate us, review us. send us feedback at elijahbrubaker@gmail or voicemail at 503-345-9640


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A field in England (2013)

Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison discuss the historical thriller by way of psychedelic mindfuck, A Field In England. We get into a few of our theories about the symbolism and psychological underpinnings of the characters, we even talk briefly about the historical backdrop and examine some of the minor flaws and potential problems of the film. We also talk about pussies for a while.afield

Bonus Episode!

Episode 17. Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker gas on about  Cameron Diaz, Godzilla, shrooms, Harold Ramis, Some Marvel movies,  Enemy, Multiple Annas and having Adventure Time thoughts.


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Nomads (1986)

Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker discuss John McTiernan’s first feature, Nomads. It’s ten pounds of crazy in a five pound bag. nomads-affiche

Darkman (1990) part 2

Part two of our exhaustive and exhausting look into the 1990 Liam Neeson thrill ride, Darkman. Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison are your tour guides.


Darkman (1990) part 1

Another two part episode as Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker try to figure out what’s up with Darkman. I’m not going to ruin it for you… giver ‘er a listen.


Bonus episode

episode 13. Another Thursday morning, another short bonus episode. Robin and Elijah get a little punchy and discuss Charles Grodin, phone destruction, The LEGO movie, This Is The End and morning radio sound effects. Monday’s movie will be the 1990 masked vigilante film Darkman.

The Muppets (2011)

This week, Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison rip the ass out of Disney’s Muppets and core out the insides. We’ll tell you what we found in there as well as discuss some other gross things. Apologies to Danielle from Olalla, Wa .


Bonus episode!

It’s thursday and that means Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker are here to talk about all kinds of horrible, hateful crap. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, bad impressions, the Lego movie, The Heat, Pacific Rim, Ron Perlman, comics book conventions, celebrity poetry, celebrity sex tapes… We create our own version of the Expendables, called The Dependables,  we also make fun of Tom Sizemore… a lot. Apologies to Jeremy Renner





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Cloud Atlas part 1

Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison discuss the movie Cloud Atlas in detail, spoilers and all. This is part one of two.

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The Eiger Sanction

Robin and Elijah talk, at length, about the movie starring and directed by Clint Eastwood, The Eiger Sanction. Please note that we discuss the entirety of the movie, so if you’re one of those spoiler-alert assholes, you should have seen the movie by now.


This is a pretty long episode and we apologize in advance for the tit comments.

Bonus episode !

Another rock em, sock em bonus episode featuring a brief discussion of all kinds of dumb things like getting sushi in Iowa and what a god damned, adorable, little saint Robin’s son is. We also talk about some upcoming movies and Russell Crowe’s band.


Sleepy Hollow

Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker discuss the 1948 Disney movie The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. It’s a weird one. Disney+All+-+The+Legend+Of+Sleepy+Hollow+-+The+Story+And+Songs+-+Sealed+-+LP+RECORD-284256No, New York isn’t part of New England. Elijah, you god damned idiot.



bonus episode !

A quick Bonus episode where Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker briefly discuss Hobbit 2, Frances Ha, 300 part 2, Judge Dredd, fuck montages, kids these days and a bunch of other dumb shit.

The Running Man

Our first “real” episode. This week Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker discuss the uh… classic Schwarzenegger film from 1987, The Running man. Thrills, spills and a tongue-tied discussion of racism and rapey-ness. Fun for the whole family except for all the swears.

podcast ep. 1

In this episode Robin Morrison and I start off with a short  discussion of some movies we’re looking forward to and embarrassing stories about pornography. You know, the basics.