I’m not sure what this is about. I found it in my notebook. In the last few years I’ve really ignored the website. I think it’s because all the social networking stuff. I post goofy shit all over the place now. I’ll probably be syndicating some of that stuff here just so I can justify keeping my site going. In the mean time, check me out all round the internet.
here’s a bunch of current events and important things. im por tant
Elijah Brubaker (author of Don’t Be A Jerk) let’s you know that all those bad feelings you have about what a dumb shitbag you are, are totally off base and stupid.
Hey you. Out of sheer boredom I’m offering you the chance to steer how my podcasting endeavor is going to go. I think I’ll be posting new shit every week. nothing special, only mildly entertaining, short and sweet until I figure out what I’m doing and why I’m doing it. Anyway, if you have something funny, stupid, terrible, filthy etc. to say, please call this number (503) 345-9640 and leave a message. It’s a google voice number, not tied to my real phone and I wont call you back or sell your phone number or anything. This is just for fun, stop being such a god damned paranoid shithead and have a good time for once in your fuckin’ life. Jesus, some people.
dear god, there’s more of this stuff.
some old man regales us with memories about his old band or something. I’m not entirely sure what it’s all about but here it is, free to the public. lap it up suckahs.
Elijah Brubaker (author or Don’t Be A Jerk) gives a little insight into his extraordinary life. Enjoy!
like an egg on an arizona sidewalk