Cafe Flesh (1982)

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Robin (Johnny Rico) Morrison and Elijah (Rinse Dream) Brubaker take a look at the art porn classic, Cafe Flesh. It’s not bad, there are totally dongs and beavers in this movie. I’m pretty sure porn of the era was obligated to light everything like it the meat section in a supermarket. Everything is swollen and red and I’ll be damned if I didn’t get a hankering for skirt steak watching this thing.

It should also be noted that this movie has a story and acting and cool arty set pieces. Things that are hard to come by in most things labeled pornographic. Yes, I realize I used the phrase “hard to come by.” get your mind out of the gutter, you degenerate.

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Retail Nightmare (bonus episode!)

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In episode 108 of the Movie Show, Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker talk about terrible retail experiences and nightmares. There’s a brief guest at the top of the show. Enjoy our filth, wallow in it.
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Barbarella (1968)

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Elijah (Durand Durand) Brubaker and Robin (Pygar) Morrison take a look at the great 60’s sci-fi sex-romp, Barbarella. This movie is chock full of plastic and fur and there’s SOOOO much Jane Fonda. There’s more Jane Fonda in this thing than has ever been in anything. This movie has eye-candy throughout, including John Phillip Law who’s a hunk and a half. Awoogah.

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The Quiet Man (1952)

quietmanRobin (Marion) Morrison and Elijah (Maureen) O’Brubaker discuss the 1952 John Wayne/John Ford collaboration, The Quiet Man. It isn’t the usual fair for these two except for the universal sentiment “bitches be trippin’.” Feel free to Irish up some coffee and kick back while the guys discuss the film, stem to stern… spoiler alert, of course.

 

Wild Wild West (1999)

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker take a trip back into the crazy crazy days of cowboy stuff. You remember that time you went to burning man and you did a bunch of molly and didn’t drink enough water and you got all groovy and realized that we’re part of the brotherhood of man? Remember when you woke up in a strange tent and you couldn’t find your leather corset and you dug a watch gear out of your left butt cheek? Well congratulations dumb ass, we found your favorite movie! Based on the classic 1960’s TV show that was beloved by many nerds, Barry Sonnenfeld’s unfunny mess of a movie is equally hated by just as many nerds. Screen Shot 2015-04-13 at 9.17.35 PM

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Bonus!

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker have been busy and are finally back in the balcony to talk about all manner of dumb things. Robin discusses his new living arrangements and the fellas talk about upcoming blockbuster movies. They discuss why braggarts are awful and self deprecating dudes like themselves are really much more interesting. It’s a hodgepodge bonus episode, what are ya gonna do?
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Thanks for listening. Kisses.

Twilight (2008)

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Robin Morrison is back in the balcony, this time he’s discussing Twilight with Elijah Brubaker. A lot of opinions are put forth and there’s a ton of Kristen Stewart Gag Face. If you like your nosferatus to sparkle in the daylight and to play baseballs during a thunder storm, this movie is right up your ol’ alley. I hear there’s a book, it’s probably really good, check it out.

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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

 

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Elijah Brubaker and good sport, Jeremy Kemp, discuss the longest movie in cinema history, Resident Evil: Retribution. The film stars Milla Jovovich, who kicks people in the face and makes stuff blow up. I think it’s about monsters taking over the world and an underground lair and Max Headroom shows up, then everyone dies or saves the day or whatever.

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