Mark Wahlberg (bonus episode)

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Last week’s episode was a mammoth so we’re putting up a short bonus episode while we whittle it down to size. In this episode Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker discuss the films of Mark Wahlberg while deciding if they really want to watch Transformers: Age Of Ultron.

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Split Second (1992)

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Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison discuss 1992’s sci-fi gore movie, Split Second. awoogah!

 

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Short Films

This week Robin Morrison has a great idea to change things up for the Movie Show and Elijah Brubaker promptly shits all over everything. The fellas watch a trio of short films. It’s a mixed bag and opinions are thrown out, as always, without a care in the world.

Thrill to the sci-fi masterpiece that is Predator: Dark Ages. It’s a film about Predator… in the dark ages.

 

Weep at the dramatically taught and hellaciously over lit, Cold. A film about real issues… Maaaaan.

Smile crazily at the goony weirdness of Kung Fury. A hyperkinetic nostalgia-fest starring Hitler and David Hasselhoff.

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The Black Hole (1979) part 2

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Robin (V.I.N.Cent) Morrison and Elijah (Old B.O.B.) Brubaker are joined by Milo (Maximilian) George as they put their collective spinning propellors to the test and see if they can outgun Disney’s, The Black Hole. In part two of this review of the film, the fellas ask important questions like “why’s it called The Palomino?” and “Do robots have dicks?” They also briefly ponder the meaning of existence once the end of the movie rolls around because “Whaaaaaa..?”

So strap yourself into your escape pod and try to survive The Black Hole!

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The Black Hole (1979) part 1

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Robin Morrison and Elijah Brubaker talk Black Holes with guest common-tater, Milo George. It’s an enthusiastic trip down memory lane as the guys discuss both the Maximilians in this movie, as well as Yvette Whats-her-name and space-Borgnine.

This is part one of two because, man… Those dudes can really gab it up.

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Fifty Shades Of Grey (2015)

So there I was, trying to think of some pithy bon mots to barf out onto the website to accompany this week’s movie, Fifty Shades Of Grey. I was coming up short and decided to maybe make a list of steamy, craze-o movies to watch instead. Yeah, that’d be informative, I’d put movies like Cronenberg’s Crash on the list, along with Secretary (really, any James Spader movie will do) I’d put in Bound, Nine And A Half Weeks, The Night Porter, The Piano Teacher, hell even Eyes Wide Shut fits the bill better than Fifty Shades… okay, cool, I had a thing. Then I was going to find some appropriate images to go along with the list. You know how it is though, right? You start looking around then to get into all manner of internet crannies and before you know it, you’ve lost like, sixteen hours. Anyway, while trying to find good images to fit what I had written, I found this picture of Billy Zane as the Phantom (slam evil!) and doing a Got Milk? ad. It was perfect. It’s like that plastic bag from American Beauty, I could look at it for the rest of my life.

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) part two

Hey, this is Elijah. I’m posting this from my phone because I live in the god damned future, just like mad max. Here’s part deux of our examination of Fury Road, alongside imperator robin morrison. Thanks for listening sucka!

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) part one

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METAL UP YOUR ASS! Get ready for a balls-out, fucked up and totally metal examination of the patriarchy… Naw, not really. Elijah Brubaker and Robin Morrison do, briefly, tackle that particular internet Bailiwick and it’s connection to Mad Max: Furry Rod, but mostly, they just talk about stuff exploding in the desert. This movie is about stuff exploding in the desert. It starts with things exploding in the desert and they don’t stop exploding until everything in the desert is exploded.

keep in mind this movie is still in theaters and the guys talk about everything in the movie., stem to stern, crotch to cranium. There isn’t really anything to spoil but don’t come crying to us when that thing in the desert explodes and it isn’t a surprise because you listened to this goofball podcast. Spoiler alert, assholes.

This is part one of two.

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